Jeff and the boys were sitting at the dinner table, waiting semi-patiently for me to get my plate dished up and join them.
Jeff: "Did everyone say 'thank you' to mom for dinner?"
Boys: "THANK YOU MOM."
Jeff: "You guys need to be nice to Mom and treat her like a queen. Because she is the queen of our family. Did you boys know that?"
Boys: "No." "What?" "No she's not."
Jeff: "Well she is. She's the queen. So if Mom is the queen, what does that make you guys?"